why didn't you poke me back
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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