Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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