did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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