I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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