There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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