Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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