garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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