you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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