chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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