Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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