Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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