But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You're like the curious george of whores
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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