Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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