I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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