apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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