I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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