K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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