Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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