Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
