have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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