I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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