I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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