I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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