Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
