I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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