Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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