why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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