So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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