Dual....:-)
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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