Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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