i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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