I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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