...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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