i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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