Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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