"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my being single is dangerous.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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