Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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