Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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