TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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