i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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