So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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