Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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