He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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