Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just high enough for therapy.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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