yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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