Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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