If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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