I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We need to get me chipped asap
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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