So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
