being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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